But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the...– The “Good Guy” Myth by Taylor Callobre (via hermionejg)
vondell-swain: (ケ¬◟¬)ケ THANK YOU
onlynineteen: nothing good ever happens after 2am.
adamusprime: which god do i have to pray to to wake up as cameron frye in the morning
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
Grandma: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Grandma: He didn't have nobody to go with him.
Becky: Grandma that's not the joke.
Grandma: I know.