Hello. My name is Jen with one "n", Jenny with a "y", or Jennifer with an "Awesome". I can command small, domesticated animals with my whistling. I also enjoy reading, drawing, wearing wigs, climbing your neighbors tree, and making bird sounds outside your bedroom window. Every now and then you might see me holding a guitar, a piano (brolic), or a ukulele. I by no means actually play any of these instruments. Sometimes I turn the camera on. Then stuff happens: http://www.youtube.com/user/KingOfTheBritains
a skull, a book, and an hour-glass,
Imagine being so unreasonably wealthy and so determined to avoid reality that you literally pay people to be NPCs for you.
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“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman
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Fast As You Can - Fiona Apple
“I kept thinking about why Fiona Apple scares people so much. And she does scare people - to the extent that she represents female fury and honesty about how much relationships can ruin you, and also actual mental illness, with her alleged eating disorders and frequent disappearances and occasional interviews where she talks about being raped and not giving a shit what people think.
If Fiona Apple were a man, her idiosyncrasies would be chalked up to her being unique, quirky, wild. She would be Tom Waits. Her strangeness would be part of the package, celebrated. But because she’s a woman she’s “unstable” and “depressed” and “crazy.” I’ve read articles that imply that men should watch out for Fiona, because she clearly hates men and sings about the bad things they do………Why is there such a fine line between angry and crazy for women?
When I was a teenage girl who didn’t understand why boys were so stupid all the time, why they treated me like shit, I empathized with Fiona singing oh darling it’s so sweet you think you know how crazy how crazy I am, but that song (“Fast As You Can”) isn’t really about being crazy. It’s about being made to feel like you’re crazy because you’re pissed off.” (x)
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why does “hate breeds hate” always mean “if you hate your oppressors, they will just hate you more” and not “if you hate and oppress people, they will start to hate you too”
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Bonnie’s .38 revolver, a gift from Clyde. Engraved “To Bonnie. I owe you one. Clyde 2-28-32”.
Stellar
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skinny person, still chewing on junk food, with 5 cigarettes in their mouth, holding a bottle of vodka: there’s nothing beautiful about being overweight cause it’s unhealthy. i’m just concerned about their health
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